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I’ve decided to buy myself stuff for my birthday. Anyway, which of these options do you like, row one or row two?
My first instinct was to go with the the Hope hoodie, because I love yellow, but I need to keep in mind that I already have a yellow hoodie. And a yellow peacoat. And two yellow cardigans. It’s kind of my color, which could be good or bad. And god, I love that design. It’s like something a magical girl would wear. Eridan and Jake are magical girls you guys. It’s amazing.
The second one is the Void hoodie. Equius is my patron troll and I don’t really have a blue hoodie, so that’s the pluses. Minuses are that I really don’t like the Hope design on the grey shirt and I need the Hope one in my life.
I can’t justify buying two hoodies at this point in time, though I really, really want them. That’s the biggest issue in my life right now.
I’ve seen fic where the pre-Scratch trolls are being tutored by the post-Sratch kids, with Bro guiding Redglare and such, but it always pairs people up in the same order of the canon patron trolls and I can’t see that happening. Like, Jake would talk to the Sufferer for the five minutes it takes him to spot Mindfang and be: GT: Gadzooks! GT: Out of my way you scallywags, that fine blue specimen is all mine. GT: Hello young lady. GT: Do you like… adventure?
Or maybe he first tried to convince the Sufferer to do all the adventure sidequests and failed miserably. CG: THIS SKULL IS A SACRED ARTIFACT OF THE CROCODILES. CG: IT WOULD BE ABHORENT FOR US TO TAKE IT. GT: But it’s carved from pure sapphire! CG: THEY NEED IT, IT IS A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF THEIR FAITH. GT: But i need it more. CG: WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DO WITH IT? GT: Fuck it. GT: Wait, i didn’t say that. GT: I mean put it in a museum. GT: I educated future generations. GT: Yes. GT: Good-bye forever now. Then he made Mindfang go back and steal it for him and had to go have some alone time after he saw her hands stroking its smooth, blue surface.
Though I’m not sure how the kids beat their own session. I guess Jane had to be the palhoncho because the rest of them are useless. How she convinced Jake to put aside treasure hunting and do his frog breeding duties is a mystery. Maybe she tempted him with the fact they got to create a new world? And he was all: GT: Yes, as foretold by james cameron. GT: Where all the women are blue and begging for a strapping young lad to desecrate their sacred lands. GT: *Loosens collar a bit*
Basically I just want fic where the reason the Ancestors lost their session was because they had those guys as their guide. Like, the Dolorosa would be trying to figure out the frog breeding and asking for advice and call up Mom. GA: I Would Like To Formally Request Advice GA: May I Speak To Your Hero Of Space TT: OMG! TT: i can’t go ask him that! GA: Why Now TT: bcause hes sooooooooo HAWT TT: i cant talk to him! GA: What Does His Temperature Have To Do With His Ability To Render Assistance TT: gog you are such a lesbo.
Meanwhile Bro keeps trying to convince Redglare to wear the kawaii outfits he has her alchemitize and go make out with the Disciple.